‘The Bandra Mac‘
Just like the Americans use ‘man’ in their slang, we use ‘men’
Just like the Americans use ‘like’ we use ‘no’ giving you masterpieces
like…….’Ow you men, Larry?’
SITUATION: Meeting Larry on Saturday morning in the bazaar….. ‘She was giving me dis, dis small pomflits (while showing the size of her palm) for bledy 50 rupees, men !’
SITUATION: Family rosary at the D’Souza’s ‘Ail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee, blessed are thou …….Norma, just see whether the back door is latched….. amongst women and blessed is the fruit of thy womb,Jesus……….It’s closed?…..ok….Holy Mary..
Another amusing, but true fact in Bandra is the One and
Only ‘secret’ BOTTLE MASALA !
The Goans have their ‘Xacuti’ and the East Indians have their ‘Bottle Masala’…why? Because it is stored in old beer bottles…that’s why! And there’s so many ingredients in it that no one can even think up a name for it. It’s just simple logic!
Every family claims their family recipe is the best and that there is more colour in theirs or that there are 5 or 6 more cloves in theirs than the next door neighbours. Everyone knows how to make it and what goes in it, but the family secrets stay within that family and no one can get it out, unless married into that family or in extreme cases when there is no heir, on the deathbed.
The first rule of ‘Bottle Masala’ is, you don’t talk about Bottle Masala.
The 2nd rule of ‘Bottle Masala’ is, you don’t talk about Bottle Masala just use it quietly…
The 3rd rule of ‘Bottle Masala’ is, you don’t ask questions about ‘Bottle Masala’
– Contributed by Bunty and Brenda D’cruz
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