A Plan to make Bandra perfect

I face a problem of plenty of choice but nothing to eat. There are days when I stand outside Gold’s Gym and contemplate if I want to eat at Thai Ban, Papa Pancho, Mia Cucina or Basilico. Once I decide on a cuisine, I go in but there is no table. I hang around for a bit, but still no luck. I compromise and go into another, but there’s no tables there either. I repeat this process 3-4 times but still no luck.

This is true for Pali Naka, Hill Road, Waterfield Road, Linking Road and SV Road. Believe me, I’ve tried. Yoko, Kobe, Jai Hind, China Gate, Red Box, Moti Mahal, Great Punjab, Out of the Blue, you name it, they’ve sent me packing. Toto’s, Hawaiian Shack and Zenzi I can forget only. And frankly, ordering home means half the fun is lost.

Here’s what I recommend. Every weekend, the grounds of St. Stanislaus or St. Andrews get set up with hundreds of tables. All of Bandra’s restaurants set up kitchens there. Anybody can go get a table and order what they want. But the bar must be set up by the Bandra Gym guys, cheapest booze in all of Bandra.

No table problem, no cuisine problem, no traveling problem and we’ll get to meet everybody in one place. Then Bandra will be perfect!

– Ashish Jagtiani (Jaggu)

Best head massages in Bandra

There is nothing better than a soothing head massage to relieve your mind from daily stress, throw in some oil and your scalp is both well nourished as well as relaxed all at once. Let’s take a look at the best places to indulge in this nirvana of sorts.

Head MassageFIVE STAR HAIR DRESSERS – Opposite HDFC Bank, Pali Market

Rs50: Vatika, Navratna, Shehnaz Hussain Hair Tonic

Nishit Bhandary, “The warm towel really hits the spot after a good massage, if you are off directly to any place but home try the Shehnaz Hussain Hair Tonic as it doesn’t leave you with an oily feeling.”

KINGS HAIR DRESSERS – Opposite Mt. Carmel Church, Adjacent to Shiv Sagar

Rs60: Darbur, Navratna, Vatika, Rs80: Almond Oil

Sailesh Soloman, “Nothing beats the feeling of those hand held massagers relaxing your scalp as you relax and unwind. Ask for a shoulder massage which truly makes it a complete package.”

 

LAKME SALON, Waterfield Road

Rs.75 approximately: And not to leave the ladies out. Lakme offers some super indulgent head massages (they even massage your eyebrows!). You can choose from olive oil, almond and coconut. The massage also includes a small neck and back massage and comes complete with a nice cup of chai.

TWINKLE GENTS SALON– Ambedkar road, near Sweet Bengal

Rs50: Navratna, Amla, Parachute, Darbur

Sudip Palwankar, “It’s the best way to rejuvenate after a long day of work and before a long night of partying.”

– Sheldon D’souza

Busy bee activities

littlecompanyThe Little Company has launched a whole new activity centre for kids called the Busy Bee. And busy they are indeed. The activity center will be teaching children yoga (Busy Bee will teach your child 2 Asanas every month ) speech, drama and much more. And all classes are filled with music, dance, videos and puppets so that learning is simple and effective. In addition to this there is Speech and Drama, General Knowledge, Science, Music, Dance and even French to be taught at the Busy Bee Activity Center. If siblings enroll you get a 10% discount and a free T shirt if you enroll for all 10 activities. All fees are payable quarterly and if child wants to join mid month or pay on a monthly basis or attend a trial class they need to pay Rs.250 per class.

Contact: 9819177442 for further info

Style Check

Nazakat finalIf you are looking out for designer ethnic wear or are a fan of Indian couture, then Nazakat is one boutique you shouldn’t miss out on. Inaugurated on Dhanteras and located opposite St. Peter’s Church, this is the first time designer Salima Jivani has ventured into the local market and the styles up for grabs are both unique and contemporary. The ground floor section boasts of ladies tops at Rs750 onwards, accessories like necklaces, ear-rings, belts, purses etc all priced from Rs500 onwards depending on the style and precious metals/gems used. The footwear on sale too is varied although it all mostly revolves around strapped sandals. Look out for include the made to order jewelry and sarees/suits. On your way out be sure to sample the complimentary home-made almond chocolates! Where: Opposite St. Peter’s Church

– Sheldon D’souza

All About My Mother

all-about-my-motherAll About My  Mother is considered to be the best work of the Spanish filmmaker, the play scripted by Samuel Adamson premiered at the Old Vic, the UK, in 2007. The play stars Ratna Pathak Shah, Puja Sarup and Anand Tiwari in leading roles. Pathak Shah plays the role of an actor Huma Rojo while Tiwari is Agrado, a warm transsexual prostitute, Jalali is cast as Sister Rosa who contracts AIDS from a transvestite and Sarup is Manuela, the central character of the play who goes to Barcelona in search of her son’s father. Though the story of All About My Mother revolves around her search, it talks about varied subjects like actors and acting, homosexuality, transvestism, drugs, prostitution, fatherhood, loss of faith, surrogate families, Tennessee Williams and more. When: October 31, Where: St. Andrews Auditorium.

Why Yellow There!

It’s difficult writing a review when the place is good. What do you say? Good food. Check. Good service. Check. Good ambience. Check. Dishy chef. Check… (Whoops!)

yellowtreecafe finalThe newly opened Yellow Tree Café on Ambedkar Road is barely a week old but everything is mighty impressive. Their current menu’s focus incorporates Italian dishes as well as a lot of café-style food. The Yellow Tree has salads such as Nicoise, Waldrof and Caesar for Rs.165-185, and which comes highly recommended from the owner himself. Then there are sandwiches, burgers and hot dogs for Rs.195- Rs.215; meals such as Jalapeno Polenta, Lasagna, a super Sheperd’s pie, Ravioli and more. They’ve also got good ol’ Bangers & Mash and Fish & Chips, the price of the meals here are all under Rs.300. The great thing about the Yellow Tree Café is that their vegetarian selection is as tempting. And after much debate we settled for Turkey Salami, Jalapeño and Cheddar sandwich (with curly fries!) and Spaghetti Bolognaise served with grilled foccacia.

The sandwich was well filled and delicious, with a generous portion of cheddar too. And the bolognaise hit the spot… subtle, flavourful and good value for money. For dessert we had the chef’s special Rosemary Apple Struddle (though it looked like pie) with Ice Cream and Green Apple Reduction for Rs.125. Pure bliss! The Yellow Tree café also have a mean drinks menu that includes beers (pint Rs.120 for Indian brands), cocktails (Rs.275) and hot drinks. The Café spreads over two floors, the bottom one is more café while upstairs is a restaurant. Both are well done up. The ground floor area is sunshiny and happy with lovely lighting, sea green tables, white chairs and charming paintings. We definitely recommend The Yellow Tree Café.

Where: Clove at 33rd and Ambedkar Road Junction.

Contact: 22 65287800

– Glynda Alves

The fast food phase out?

maharajaThe health conscious trend seems to have caught on in Bandra. A walk down by the sea-side is steadily becoming less of leisure (or eating pleasure) and more of a fitness routine.

With all the talk of what’s good and what you should, let’s take a look at its effect on the fast food and chat stalls that were once thriving on bingeing customers. Bandra’s most famous pani puri walla Ranjeet says, “The crowds have reduced, although not drastically owing to the large number of visitors from other parts of the city who still feast on the infamous chat. Locals prefer to indulge in it less often and when they do, they prefer to visit the chat stalls at the big shops as it’s perceived to be more hygienic.”

The attendant at Jai sandwich and rolls on Bandstand said, “People frequent the place just the same as our menu doesn’t serve up junk food but a quick bite that’s good enough to keep the hunger away.”

The real shift in the average person’s outlook towards a quick bite can be seen on Carter road with the juice bar concept gaining much popularity according to the owner of Razzberry. “We have on offer a selection of freshly juiced fruits and vegetables as well as certain rolls and sandwiches. Consumers these days focus on the freshness factor in everything and our juices/milkshakes are freshly prepared once a customer places an order.”

Another interesting spectacle is the little Omni vans parked at the Otter’s Club end of the promenade advertising healthy home-made food like dosas, steamed idlis etc. replacing the quintessential deep fried vada pavs; even ice slurpies these days are made from mineral water to prove a point!

The healthy options:

Leena Mogre the Director of Leena Mogre’s Fitness, gives us the low down on just why Indian fast food is bad for you and healthy options you can choose instead. She says, “Pani puri and sev puri are the main culprits in the empty calorie race. These snacks are loaded with fat (the bad kind!) thanks to the deep fried puri, the fried boondi and the fried sev.” The next on the list is the humble vada pav (groan)… Even though it’s been your friend many a late night at work, Leena says that the white bread combined with carbohydrates will just add calories and fat. She says, “People need 15% of fat in their diets. When they indulge in these foods they are increasing the bad fat level enormously. And sadly, these foods don’t provide much nutrition.”

However, there are some healthy options: Leena suggests trying pani puri by replacing the boondi with ragda and moong dal. Sukkha bhel, thepla (without the oil) and idlis are also a good option suggests Leena.

Places you should still go to:

Maharashtra Vada Pav centre: Easily one of the most popular Bandra vada pav joints. This guy stuffs the vada with loads of green, making it at least look like it’s healthy. Great chutney, good vada and excellent carbohydrate fix. Cost: Rs. 7 and Rs.8 for samosa pav. Where: Opp Jai Hind, Pali Naka

Punjab Sweet House: Dahi Kachori. We might have stumbled upon this little gem a little too late in life but we are making up for lost time. Great combination of cold dahi and crisp, sweet kachori. Cost: Rs.45 but worth it.

Where: Adjacent to Five Spice

Elco: From a street side stall to a two level eatery. It’s easy to see why Elco does so well, their pani puri is a must.

Fright Night: Where to party this Halloween

It seems that Bandra is really getting into the spooky spirit this year with a whole bunch of Halloween themed parties. Here’s a list of what’s happening this scary Saturday night.

MAGICK AT H20: The lovely ladies at Magick call themselves the “real” witches. And they invite everyone to join their magickal “real” witches party at H20. Swati from Magick says that there will be lots of “spells and fun.” But partying with the spooky ladies will come at a price of Rs.1200, which covers unlimited food and drinks. Call fast to keep place for you.

When: Saturday, October 31, 2009 at 7pm

Contact: 9820393007

BOAT CLUB: The guys at Boat Club go all out to do up the club on Halloween. You’ll see ghost, goblins, pumpkins (and we don’t mean just the regulars) and other scary sights. They want people to get into the All Hallows night spirit so wear a costume or at least a mask.

When: Oct 30/31, 7 pm onwards

Contact: 9820343350

BONOBO: This resto bar invites you to celebrate Halloween with them. Bonobo claims that, “This Saturday experience everything that Halloween was made for. And more! Dress up as your worst nightmare, worry not we may not have mirrors at the venue. If you think that’s not enough our make-up artist (he’ll be the one dressed as a vampire) can work wonders on you. That’s if he’s back in time from the dead.

Hawkers menace at Bandra station

Bandra stationBuilt in 1888 during the British Raj and serving through the century with only a recent makeover that aimed at restoring and maintaining the structure, Bandra station can be cited as the division to two very contrasting worlds with the west end boasting the most prime suburban properties while the east end still remains dominated by shanties and illegal constructions.

And even though efforts have been made to clean up the station, it has been to no avail. As the division point, Bandra station seems to face the worst of both sides with hawkers clogging the entire western entrance all the way up-to the BEST depot while the eastern entrance looks like it was built on stilts between colonies of four storey slums. Such was the resistance met by railway officials that they decided to build the eastern ticket counter on the first floor instead of the designated space on the ground floor, as it was encroached upon by slums. On the western end, the menacing hawkers are cleared off periodically however their absence is short-lived and they can be seen migrating back within a span of two to three days since their eviction.

Meena Iyer, a commuter from BKC shares her opinion on the situation. “One trip down the skywalk and its evident that the problem cannot be addressed by merely the railway officials, but needs other civic authorities to intervene as the encroachers find support in the already existing slums, most of which extend half way up-to the western express highway.” Bandra resident Rafael Dias adds, “We need to find a permanent solution like segregated barricades which will clearly mark out walking and vehicle routes and will also be treated as no hawking zones with daily checks from the authorities.”

Gimme Five!

Gimme 5

Katrina Kaif

Where do you live and what do you do?

I stay at Bandra and I am an actress.

Where do you hang out in Bandra?

Being an actress I can’t hang around outside, so usually I go to my friends place. Rarely I go to Barista.

What’s your favourite restaurant/bar in Bandra?

I like Olive, Royal China and there is an ice-cream walla below my building. My friends and I go there at 2am!

Who’s the hottest person in Bandra?

Aaaa! Everyones favorite Salman Khan

What is one thing that would make life in Bandra better?

Well I love Bandra but wider roads would make it much better!